Real Or Fake: A Nintendo DS Lite Gets It DS Right

It may have been long ago that eclipsed by the DSi and 3DS, but the svelte portable system is still being made. The bootleg picked up a 1UP editor though he was getting the real deal from eBay. The thing arrived in a corrugated cordboard box with pixelated text, it is clear that he had been KIRFed hardcore. The portable has some minor cosmetic flaws, discoloration, a pockmarked surface, and uneven rubber pads. It plays DS and GBA games, including fittingly, pirated titles. The Police have called in him for questioning.